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� Gathering around the Fires | Main | I Accuse �MacMania was a lot of fun and a great experience from many angles. I learned a lot, and made some great new friends, as well as had a chance to visit with old friends. I also gained insight into how a Famous Celebrity mingles with Net.Famous/Mac.Famous people and the hoi polloi.
High points of the cruise: the Indonesian crew show and the dog mushing. Low points: mild nausea and rough seas on the first full day at sea.
The ship's complement is divided into staff and crew: the staff run the hotel operation (food, rooms, etc.); the crew runs the ship operations (navigation, engines, etc.). Holland-America has remarkable discipline for both staff and crew. Hotels could learn from them: HAL spends a lot of money strategically to present an air of elegance and actual elegance without making anything seem opulent or like a ten-dollar hooker offering 200-dollar airs.
The waiters and related staff were all Indonesian, trained, from what I could tell, at a HAL school over there. The crew show was drawn from the Indonesian staff, and they performed really interesting bits of Javanese and Balinese culture, including one of my favorite kinds of performance, the Cecak dance, a story about the monkey god. There was prerecorded gamelan music, and then a group of staff appeared and started singing the rhythmic song which involves syncopated fast call and response, a leader, etc. I've seen it on TV progams with hundreds of people.
The last bit of the performance involved a bamboo orchestra. Each member held a two piece item that was tuned bamboo, sort of like xylophone staves. By rattling the two pieces together, a pure tuned tone emerged. The conductor played the orchestra like a piano: the members together were chords. A remarkable sound.
Dog mushing, I talked about a few days ago.
The conference part of this conference was just fine, as far as I can tell: I was too woozy on Tuesday to attend sessions, and I spoke during most of the rest of the available time, so only attended part of one session. The conference part runs during times at sea to minimize interference with the vacation part, like shore excursions or glacier peeping. More on that as I organize photos.
One of the crew entered into our confidence, or us into his, and he told some very funny stories, including how to get a free cruise (a gentleman tried to entice him to get caught inflagrante delicto with the gentleman's wife; he demurred, but another crew member accepted), and interesting questions asked by passengers, like, "What do you do with the ice sculptures after they've melted?" And, my pupil, what is the sound of one cruiseliner clapping?
After spending days on the almost impeccably run ship, which included magic cabin cleaning -- we tipped our steward enormously, because we could turn around and the room would be cleaned, bed made, and every particle of dust removed -- we got a bit giddy. We were looking at a dirty glacier, where it had picked up rock and dirt along its trip and Lynn said, "In keeping with the standards of excellence at Holland America, we will immediately be cleaning that glacier." I howled and howled. It didn't seem that unlikely.
The interaction among attendees, speakers, spouses/friends/significant others, and kids, was pretty tremendous. Being on a ship, you might think you need to escape that much company some times, and, in fact, we did! But much of the time, you could spend a few minutes or a few hours talking, looking at things, laughing. There are few opportunities in life to have that sort of group experience among such talented people.
The next MacMania, in 2003, is already announced. It will be on a bigger boat, cost somewhat more, and travel to Hawaii. Based on this one, anyone interested in filling gaps in their knowledge through comprehension exposure to veteran experts coupled with participating in the world's largest floating Mac and Wi-Fi community, should figure out how to tweak their finances to attend: it's a unique and worthwhile experience that goes beyond learning masking in Photoshop or how wireless networks send signals. That's part of it, to be sure, but it's the gestalt that made it great.
Alright, a few words on the Famous Celebrity who was part of this cruise. The Famous Celebrity is Famous for something he cares very little about now, even as it most likely continues to form a reasonable portion of his income through residuals and conventions. The Famous Celebrity would rather his fans never ask him about the thing that made him most Famous, and I understand that: he didn't write the role, he just performed it.
The Famous Celebrity became peevish when asked questions not formulated to his specification, despite agreeing to have a Q and A session, and most animated when talking about projects unrelated to the basis of his fame. The Famous Celebrity was elaborately polite at times, always shook people's hand, posed in photos, and accepted compliments. He was generous with his time.
The Famous Celebrity was downright hilarious when discussing aspects of his fame relating to conventions and random fans who confused his most famous character with him. The Famous Celebrity has an innate gift for controlling a room without exerting much effort.
The Famous Celebrity needed to get off the ship early to work in Vancouver early in the day, and in a large gathering expressed his desire in an unpleasant way that led to many Unfamous Participants to laugh about his over-the-top behavior for the remaining evening and morning of the cruise. (It made me vaguely nauseated, like the first full day at sea -- and no anti-emetics to hand!)
The Famous Celebrity demonstrated one of the aspects of fame that can be difficult to witness: the single-minded expression of pure will that leads to one reaching the top of the heap. Usually, that expression is limited to private meetings, not public gatherings.
The notion of celebrity is a funny one. Why this individual, a well-known but not top-of-the-heap actor, conductor, librettist, and voice artist, should command the attention he did is probably nested in deep structures in our brain. Lynn reminded me of an article I'd read that said human beings use a different part of their brain to recognize celebrity faces from the part that lights up when we recognize people we know.
There must be an evolutionary advantage to charismatic leaders. When I've met Famous Celebrities in the past (Rick Moranis, Parker Posie, etc.), remarkable artists (Werner Herzog), and people who actually have changed the course of world events (Li Lu, one fo the Tianamen Square leaders), my reaction is often the same: a different mechanism engages in my interaction. I feel slightly embarassed afterwards, as if, on seeing a leader, I had sung out in praise and adulation, and then wondered why later.
In other words, it's good to be the king.
Posted by Glennf at June 4, 2002 8:26 AM
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I had a great time talking with you during the cruise, as well as attending your Wi-Fi seminar. When I arrived back home a book on back order from Amazon about CISCO Wireless LANs was waiting for me. I had contacted the authors about going on a WLAN cruise aboard the Explorer of the Seas as speakers, and their publisher will provide copies of their book, but no real sponsorship.
Posted by: Bernie Dunham at June 6, 2002 12:31 AM
He was actually rude to me on several occasions during the cruise, and I was actually trying to stay out of his way, as I didn't have anything to say to him. I found him a distraction in trying to do my job and have a good time, because the focus of attention was so strongly put on him that I felt attendees didn't wind up mingling with speakers as much as they would have otherwise.
The whole Q and A session set the tone. He was remarkably unpleasant with questioners, including Neil, his host. Neil asked the Famous Celebrity, about how much footage is shot for the Trek shows, indirectly, and the Famous Celebrity gave him an unnecessarily hard time, then a desultory answer, then a longer industry-heavy answer that wouldn't make sense to a general audience.
Face it: if you're making your living and you made your fame from something you don't like, you have a few choices. Walk away from it, as Shatner did for years and years; or embrace it, and at least deal with the expectations.
I try to lead my life by actually engaging with other people, listening to them, learning about their lives, and, when appropriate, trying to offer my input and assistance. I'm glad that your experience was so much more pleasant, and that's partly because you did manage to engage him on a topic of interest to him.
But, frankly, why is it more important that he's interested in UNA issues than it is that a random attendee was? Because he's a Famous Celebrity, and he may have connections that could aid UNA's work. Bono may wind up being remembered for third-world aid relief, which he's done more to assist with via his celebrity than practically anyone else has been able to do.
Posted by: Glenn Fleishman at June 5, 2002 12:02 PM
John Q. Public was assigned to our table on the Volendam, and he was gracious and witty and his conversations were kind and thoughtful. My wife Marjorie and I found him to be as approachable as any of the other successful people we have known. John Q. Public was very much interested in my volunteer work with the United Nations Association Board of Directors and as the former Regional Coordinator of Internation Red Cross Services in Tennessee, for example, because his son desires to work for the United Nations. Fortunately he knows Ted Turner, who donated $1 billion to the Boca Raton UNA-USA chapter some years ago, and his good friend Captain Nemoy narrated the Amnesty International CD I had with me that contains the yext of the United Nations Universal Declaration of Human Rights, which we copied onto his Mac. I also had a CD from the International Committee of the Red Cross on International Humaitarian Law that we copied onto his Mac for his son to read. Very few people are interested in the ICRC's Geneva Convenetions and International Humanitarian Law, and the UN's Universal Declaration of Human Rights, but we spent hours discussing these things because his son has such an interest in it. If celebrity is like an iceberg, I met a different part than what was visible, and if it is like a diamond, I saw the fatherly side. Since we were able to communicate as parents, I think the veil of fame was somewhat removed. Hopefully, he will use his existing network of well-connected friends to get his son introduced to the proper channels for a UN career. Last time we spoke he was going to contact the local UNA-USA chapter nearest his home to discuss possible membership. Perhaps he can discuss similarities with the UN Charter and the Federation's Prime Directive. I always felt like the Federation was the future evolution of the United Nations following space exploration and colonization.
Concerning the Wi-Fi network on board the Volendam: that is about the geekiest thing I have ever put together professionally, except for the wireless campus I am creating at my local public library, which will have a long term effect on my community, rather than a 7 day cruise seminar. If any one would like to create a Wi-Fi campus at their public library (ours will be part of a life long learning center), please email me. We intend to offer unlimited Internet access to lap top users, with the focus on college virtual degree programs and online technical certification training.
Posted by: Bernie Dunham at June 5, 2002 11:30 AM
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